14 funny phallic symbols just because….

It wasn’t but a few years back that I recall a city council hearing in an unnamed city where certain unnamed people were up in arms over the appearance that certain things looked like phallic symbols.

phallic symbols

phallic symbols

I’ll probably never forget that as a matter of fact, not the objects but the people that is that were pre-occupied with cleansing the world of symbolism. After all, if there are no objects to remind us of the russell the love muscle the how oh how would we think about sex. The truth is even without the grand ole granite Edifice staring back at us we are sexual beings and we will imagine imagery of the opposite sex on our own.

phallic symbols

phallic symbols

So fear not the meat wrench,  richard and the twins lie in your head!  There is no particular shape that makes Vlad the impaler involuntarily jump into your mind. No, indeed your mind works on it’s own accord and it’s something you control. Yes you control what you envision when you see any shape.

phallic symbols

phallic symbols

It is really quite a strange thing we fail to realize that we are thinking beings, we are wired to be attracted to the opposite sex and so our own imaginations are to blame.  Why is it that we blame images like these for thoughts that we contrive?

phallic symbols

phallic symbols

And why is it that we seem to think that if we can merely removed those images from the world we live in that somehow we  will be more pure beings, less apt to think about sex, and more wholesome as a result?

phallic symbols

phallic symbols

Perhaps we will never  actually get the bottom of this age old mystery of why the phallic symbol is so taboo. However, perhaps these 14 phallic symbols can serve as therapy to get you over the fact that the shape and what you make of it are too different things. If not, perhaps they’ll make you laugh out loud. 🙂

They are everywhere folks! GET OVER IT!

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phallic symbols

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phallic symbols

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phallic symbols

 

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phallic symbols

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14 funny phallic symbols just because….

 

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